Author Appearances

Well, all those fancy dancy, high fallutin’ Author Web Sites have places listed on them where they’re gonna be, or where they dun been, so here’s my appearances.

Well, my ‘ol pick-up truck breaks down a lot, so you can usually see me a lookin’ fer parts and stuff at the local Checker Auto Parts, or a visitin’ muh local mechanic when its fer sumpthin’ I kain’t fix. So, iffin’ I have tuh leave it with Tom Shade Tree, yull probably find me awaitin’ fer the bus down at the corner.

Then lotsa folks kin see me down at Maekers Sausage Shop in Shiner, Texas stockin’ up on some of the finest dried sausage, bacon, and bratwurst made on this side of Heaven.

Well, then after I visit Maekers, if y’all don’t see me over there, then I’ll prolly be over at the Spotzel Brewery in Shiner stockin’ up on some Shiner Bock, Shiner Blonde, or some Seasonal Winter Ale.

Then after I’m all loaded up with all the necessities fer life, I’ll be over at the local Bait shop fer a bucket of shiners so’s I kin go fishin’ fer some big ‘ol Perch, Crappie, and Rio Grande down at the fishin’ hole.

Well, then after I caught a mess uh fish, I’ll prolly head on home to muh lovely, beautiful, wife, Miranda and muh kids. Yep, I’ll prolly be inna back yard, wearin' muh Arthur cap, throwin’ those fish onna grill and fixin’ tuh have some mighty fine eatin’.

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