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Authors' Education
University of Schulenburg
Studies in Dairy Cattle Management
Graduated "Magnum cum Udder"
Selection of courses taken at University of Schulenburg
Course - Instructor
Dairy Poetry - Robert Pensky
Cattle Talk - Bret Heart
Utter Knowledge - Ima Lee Dickinson
Cream Rises - Karl Sanberg
Dairy Pails - Walt Witmann
Can Cows Jump? - Robart Frost
Huckelberry Cow - Mork Twain
Barn Storming Battles - Zane Gray
Initiated and implemented the following College courses:
Barn Maintenance 101
Feed and Fodder 103
Butter Churning 102
Awards
"Warmest Hands"
"Best Stool-side Manner"
"1st place in the county-wide
cow-chip tossing contest"
Product Development
Odorless Limburger Cheese
Beer Butter
Vanilla Vodka Milk
Beer & Bratwurst flavored Yogurt
Personalized milking stools
Designer cowbell straps
Silent cowbell, cow locator, using GPS
Published Articles
"Now that you have your milk pail and stool
how do you get her attention?"
"Choose her name carefully"
"Watch your tone and she will listen."
"Don’t let her kick the bucket."
"Watch that tail."
"Music to milk by, are you playing her tune?"
"Squeeze gently, squeeze often."
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